⭐ DEFENDER OF LIBERTY · PROTECTOR OF FREEDOM · TRUE AMERICAN HERO ⭐
🔥 SALUTE NOW OR FOREVER 🔥
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BEHOLD...
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^^^ ONE (1) NATION'S GREATEST SON ^^^
★ V - E - E - D - O - O ★
He fears no tyrant. He salutes every flag. He grills with honor.
🦅 OFFICIAL FREEDOM FACTS 🦅
⭐ Veedoo bleeds red, white, AND blue (confirmed by science).
⭐ Veedoo's flip-flops are legally classified as national monuments.
⭐ Every time Veedoo throws up a peace sign, a bald eagle gets its wings.
⭐ Veedoo's sweat is 90% freedom, 10% barbecue sauce.
⭐ The Founding Fathers would have HIGH-FIVED this man.
⭐ Veedoo has personally hugged the Statue of Liberty (she started it).
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★ THE VEEDOO PLEDGE ★
"I pledge allegiance, to VEEDOO,
of the United States of Awesome,
and to the barbecue, for which he stands,
one hero, under the sun, with liberty and hot dogs for all."
📧 Sign the Freedom Guestbook! 📧
💬 Join the VEEDOO Fan Web-Ring! 💬
📸 Adopt-A-Bald-Eagle (Veedoo already has 12) 📸
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